things i learned today:
the city i live in is beautiful
toilets do not exist here
there are turtles EVERYWHERE and chinese people love to catch them
squatting is really difficult when there's so much at stake with keeping your balance
the locals seem to think touching my hair will bring them luck so now i need to buy a hat
seriously, if you fall, it's game fucking over
there's a super-mega-hyper-ultra sick food market with everything to eat. including turtles
there's no toilet paper either
the bus into town costs literally 20p
or soap
all in all, life is sweet here
what am i supposed to do????????\
stay fresh,
J xo
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